Total Medals Earned: 433 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,565 Points
Medals Earned: 7/17 (145/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (180/180 points)
Find all of the 666 references
Find all of the Skulls
Find all of the other possible references
Find all of the All-Seeing Eyes
Find all of the hidden references!
Play the game between 1st December and 5th January
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/410 points)
Kill 25 enemies
Destroy 10 enemies in 8 seconds
Call in the support shuttle 3x times
Travel 50000 miles
Ram 15 enemies
Shoot 500 bullets
Over 50.000 points in glowing colors
Get Over 50.000 points in retro mode
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 6/32 (60/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/265 points)
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
1000 score on Normal
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/205 points)
You collect your first Gold Gear!
You die by hitting a robot
You die for spike hurt
You complete the first Level
You die in flames
Die on Acid
Die for electric traps
Get the special Award Object
Get to the last Battle
Game Completed!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/15 points)
You might have a promising career here!
I think the Fruit Police Department are trying to contact you!